Ship Demotivational Poster
D - 6 A HIT! -
CITIZENSHIP TEST -
BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.
TRUE FRIEND -
Father Knows Best -
TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper
RELATIONSHIPS - Am I the only one that's noticed when you argue with a woman the strategies she employs to win make Sun Tzu appear to be a retarded fifth grader attempting to master checkers?
CHLOROFORM - The way real men get the girl.
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.
PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES
US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0
TILL DEATH DO US PART -
STAYING SINGLE -
TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -
SAFE WEATHER -
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.
OLD TECHNOLOGY -
RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one
3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.
IN THE END - There doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.
WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -
MARRIAGE - "IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m here not because I am supposed to be here or, because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m trapped here, but because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world." Richard Bach (The Bridge Across Forever)
I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always
TRUTH HURTS -
LEADERSHIP 101 - No one is filing a report with HR when you choke out coworkers in public for annoying you.
LITTLE AMY - wants to do her part to become a Citizen WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
A Woman Scorn -
I HEAR - that train a-comin' it's comin' round the bend
HOW THINGS WORK -
YOUR MASTURBATION TOOL - Is now a back-to school gift. For young girls.
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME -
DISTANCE - Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - It starts with a Friendship.
REMEMBER THE TITANS -
BRIEF ENCOUNTER -
YOUNG LOVE -
CRY ME A RIVER -
BACON CAT -
IT'S NOT NAGGING - It's just your life On Autocorrect
KEEP ON LOVING YOU -
KISSING ASS - Contrary to popular belief Wealth, Loyalty and Looks Are not the primary factors in a happy relationship
TRANSPARENCY - It's important in a relationship.
CENSORSHIP SUCKS -
TRUE LOVE -
A History Of Violence -
GONE WITH THE WIND -
QUITTING TIME -
VIKING SHIP - Spare Tire
GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs
FRIENDSHIP - i wanna be friends with that creature
STOP SOPA - STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP
SAY FAREWELL -
PEACE - Through superior firepower
HELEN OF TROY -
THE BRAINBUG - You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?
FRIEND ZONED - I want a man who's as handsome as you As kind as you, as funny as you, as smart as you Who's not you
SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL - Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
DARREN - Needs to get his own sh*t together first
Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -
YES MY DEAR -
HANDS - touchin' hands reachin' out
BUCK ROGERS - Making Rocket-Ships, Jet-Packs, Ray-Guns, and Hyphens Awesome Since 1928
TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes
GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View
FRIENDSHIPS - What do they mean to you ?
HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -
THE TYRANNY OF CENSORSHIP -
FIREPOWER - When you have this much no one messes with you
CENSORSHIP - It might protect you from what I express, but certainly not from what I think.
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP -
EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN -
FRIENDSHIP - Never be afraid to hold your friends hand in public - no matter how funny they look.
A REAL MAN -
I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT -
FROZEN ASSETS -
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